This joke made me laugh and I thought I should pass it on: "My Darling Husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small slip-up I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from the store, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. Yes, your brand new Porche boxter that you have been saving for all these years. I think it is totalled. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. P.S. Your girlfriend called.