https://shaunroundy.com/2011/08/25/bad-news/ Author, Speaker, Teacher, Adventurer, Rescuer, etc. Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:58:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 https://shaunroundy.com/2011/08/25/bad-news/#comment-250 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:58:40 +0000 http://www.shaunroundy.com/?p=872#comment-250 Doctor: I’m afraid I have some very bad news.
Patient: What is it, Doc?
Doctor: You have five minutes to live.
Patient: Crap! Isn’t there anything you can do for me?
Doctor: (checks watch, sighs) I guess I could make you a cup of coffee.

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